Glo Data Awoof

    I've just been laughing so hard since I got to
know about the mouth-watering internet data
bundles Uncle Mike Adenuga now offers. Now
it's official! GLO Internet plans are now the
cheapest. Real cheap. But how cheap could
these data plans be?
  Ok weeks ago, I noticed Airtel started allocating
30MB worth of data for #100. It didn't take long,
the ever-competitive MTN followed suit. And just when I thought that these Telecommunication giants were beginning to sit up, GLO comes up
with these.
1. 30MB FOR #50.
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Instead of using that money to buy gala, isn't
30MB worth of data a far better investment?
To opt in, dial *127*14# or text '14' to '127'.
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2. 100MB FOR #100.
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Lol. So just when Airtel and MTN were busy
fighting themselves over allocating 30MB for
#100, God sent Angel Mike to the rescue. Now
for the same amount, you can get more than
THRICE the Megabytes. Don't we serve a living
God? To opt in, dial *127*51# or text '51' to
'127'.
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3. 200MB FOR #200.
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  You might be thinking 'what's the need of
subscribing for this plan if I can subscribe for the
100MB-for-#100 plan twice at the same value
and price?' Well, I've got news for you, friend.
While the other two data plans above can last for
just a day, this particular one can last for THREE!
Yeah, THREE. To get this plan, dial *127*56# or
text '56' to '127'.
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4. 1GB FOR #500.
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   With half a thousand bucks, you can get 1GB
worth of data. Well, just so you know, Airtel and
MTN(they keep fighting, these two) offers
750MB for the same amount. All you need to do
is just dial *127*57# or text '57' to '127'. This
offer lasts for a week(10 days). Yes, to GLO, a
week lasts 10 DAYS! Mehn, these GLO people
are real children of God.
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We're about to move into the Monthly Data
section, guys. These will blow your mind.
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1. 2GB FOR #1000.
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  I kid you not, friend. How much did we use to
buy 2GB worth of data sef? Now for just a
thousand Naira, you can surf the net for 30 days
(that's if you're not a heavy data consumer). To
opt in, dial *127*53# or text '53' to '127'.
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2. 6GB FOR #2000.
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Yap. You read that right. 6GB for #2000. For
heavy internet users(like myself), this package is for you. To activate, dial *127*55# or text '55' to '127'. Now if you think this offer is cheap, wait
till you see the next one.
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3. 10GB FOR #2500!!!
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  I just had to put those exclammation marks
there. Because me I cannor understand again.
Let's do the maths first. If #2000 gives you 6GB
worth of data, by just adding #500 more to your
subscription fee, you're going to be guaranteed
another 4GB! (#2000 + #500) = (6GB + 4GB) =
10GB! My God! To opt in, dial *127*58# or text
'58' to '127'.
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4. 12GB FOR #3000.
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  What is really happening at GLO sef? 12GB worth
of data? Someone please call the EBCC
(Economic and Browsing Crimes Commission).
These guys need to be arrested for
Misappropriation of Gigabytes. This is too mush.
I never hexperrerit. To activate, dial *127*54# or
text '54' to '127'.
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9. 18GB FOR #4000.
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  Take me Lord, take me! I don't know who's the
Head of Department of Data Services at GLO.
But that fella deserves 5 bags of tomatoes. To
subscribe for this plan, dial *127*59# or simply
text '59' to '127'.
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For Cyber Cafes, Routers and Business-inclined
Internet Users, There are Other Heavier Monthly
Internet Plans.
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1. 24GB FOR #5000.
To opt in, dial *127*2#.
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2. 48GB FOR #8000.
To opt in, dial *127*1#.
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3. 60GB FOR #15000.
To opt in, dial *127*12#.
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4. 90GB FOR #18000.
To opt in, dial *127*13#.
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And that is not all oh!
There's the GLO NIGHT AND WEEKEND PLANS.
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1. 1GB FOR #200.
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This plan is for the night-time fellas(of which I
am one of). It works only at night from 12am -
5am for just one night. To activate, dial
*127*60# or text '60' to '127'.
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2. 3GB FOR #500.(5 Nights + Entire Weekend).
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For five nights(Mon - Fri), from 12am - 5am, you
get 3GB worth of data to surf the net. And that's
not all. Throughout the weekend, the plan runs
for the whole 48 hours! To opt in, dial *127*61#
or text '61' to '127'. Valid for a week.
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Hollup Nigga, hollup. The question that must be running through your mind is that on which
devices do these data plans work on? I am happy to inform you tha it works on ALL devices! ALL! Whether Blackberry, Apple, Tomatoes, Android, Modem, Windows, Doors etc. It works on ALL of them. Internet Browsing has never gotten any cheaper. GLOry to God.
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         Courtesy~Victor Edwin